:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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