it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
