"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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