I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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