come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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