is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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