How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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