Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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