If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
