so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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