There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Randomize
