You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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