She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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