We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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