i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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