I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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