check it out our google latitudes are spooning
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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