i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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