So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Dignity is for republicans.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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