the day after is always just damage control
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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