Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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