They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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