I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
third nipple confirmed
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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