yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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