i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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