So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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