is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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