Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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