I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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