Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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