Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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