somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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