She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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