forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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