What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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