After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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