brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Someone shit on the floor
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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