HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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