North Korea, Best Korea!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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