I'm really into asian looking animals
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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