Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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