Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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