all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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