Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Someone shattered a urinal.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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