idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
