eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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