Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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