I wish i was in the wii world.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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