Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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