She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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