It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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