Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Randomize
